We stole a box of blue vests and put them on mannequins. It was at last year's Christmas party. We dressed up the mannequins and got them drunk and we spit on them and bet them up.
A bunch of us at head office did this.
"That's what we think of you," said one of us. And the rest of us laughed and gave each other raises.
The one who smashed the most mannequins got the biggest promotion.
It was the most fun we had in ages. Then we all went to Church.