Monday, October 30, 2006

Odor Clean-up in Aisle 3

This guy is a dept mngr. hes a bit retarded, and his teeth are all yellow and broken,he talks out his nose,but the worst of it he smells like goat pee pee!

i swear one day he was working and he had shaveing cream hanging off both sides of his face!he wears pants that are hi-waters and dollar store shoes,when hes eating in the break room he licks his fingers with smuckin nosies!us ladys were told he sleeps in his clothes and wakes up and comes to work,the maintance man says someone has been wipin poo in the mans bathroom on the walls and he giggles,we know its him.i was told a lady tryed to cut his hair in the store and he had scabs and goo on his scalp!

to top it off he makes more than his pay scale, when a grown man in his 40s can sit in a chair and fart in meetings and is the only one laughing theres something wrong at our store,why dont mngt talk to him?He was on a latter one day and i saw shopers laughing i went to see and he had rubber bands around his socks to hold them up and the socks were stained,

i give up,he was shopin last weekend with his nasty wife{the worlds biggest midget}shes 300 pounds 5 feet 3 and has a hairy lip,he had shorts on with razer burn marks! and pimples! and his leggs were snow white with crud!

MAY THE LORD PLEASE bring us a sinus cold to clogg up our nose